England Squad Announcement: Some People Are In, Others Are Out
FA accused of naming a squad that some people like but others aren’t so keen on
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Sport
Premier League Title To Be Awarded To Whoever Spent The Most Money
Actually playing football thought to be hindrance to commercialisation
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How to tell if you’re watching the World Cup with somebody racist
A handy guide as to whether your new footballing friends have abhorrent views
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Neymar to retire from professional football to become Olympic diver
Brazilian striker to compete for gold medal in Tokyo 2020
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Gareth Southgate reveals plan to personally take all England penalties
England boss keen to become player-coach and assume penalty duty in the event of a shootout
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