Morrissey Fans Left Stunned as Singer Says Something That Isn’t Racist
Veteran singer apparently just talked about music, and never once said something horrible about Chinese people
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UK Supermarkets Set To Introduce ‘No Arseholes’ Hour
Consumers tired of the constant war of attrition with other people
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Donald Trump Insists That Conference With Putin Never Happened
US President gives several puzzling answers to questions that weren’t asked
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Elon Musk Fans Convinced He Has Built a Working Nonce Detector
Elon Musk fans are apparently convinced that the eccentric billionaire has built a fully functional ‘nonce detector’, in light of
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Electoral Commission Investigates Links Between Leave.Eu and Thanos
Thanos believed to have sought advice from a ‘more potent evil force’ than himself
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Donald Trump’s New Private Members Club To Be Called ‘No Sadiq Khans’
Donald Trump said to be totally pissed off with Khan, bans him from club house
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David Cameron Still Believes Aston Villa United Can Win World Cup
Former Prime Minister appeared to misunderstand the premise of both Football and The World Cup
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Brits Quite Like Social Media, Psychologists Warn
Unusual and contentious findings show that Social Media is becoming more popular
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Seismic Education Shift As Teachers Given Weekends Off Work
Teachers forced into accepting time off, and must retrain in how to use it
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‘Health Führer’ Jeremy Hunt Dragged Kicking and Screaming From Office
It has emerged that Jeremy Hunt hated the idea of not being ‘Health Führer’ so much that he had had
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