Virgin To Offer Healthcare, Broadband And BT Sport Bundles From 2019
Media giant to offer movies, sport and broadband packages bundled in with physiotherapy and cancer treatments
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Broken Comb Reunited With Owner After Spending Two Weeks In A BIN
Comb apparently binned as it was ‘totally useless to anyone’
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Office worker running out of ways pretend to be busy
Consultant Laura Snetton fears she would lose valuable ‘spacing-out time’ if she came clean over light workload
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May To Take On Barnier In Deal Or No Deal Special Edition
Game show format to be used in deciding Britain’s future relationship with the EU
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Revealed: Why Gilead Is The Fastest Growing Holiday Destination For Americans
Fictional dystopian nightmare state seen as infinitely preferable to the real America right now
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Man Disappointed To Learn That Local Street Party Is Basically For Kids
Childless man goes to street ‘party’ that had nothing but clowns and connect4
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Man ‘Absolutely Fed Up’ With Office banter
Office worker close to raging if anyone else utters the phrase ‘Archbishop of Banterbury’
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Theresa May “steering Brexit because it isn’t dying fast enough”
Prime Minister concerned that negotiations on the EU withdrawal may actually succeed
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Donald Trump Denies Existence Of Michael Cohen
President claims that longtime lawyer and fixer doesn’t really exist
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Revealed: The UK’s Favourite Way of Pretending to Understand US Politics
‘Pod Save America’ is being regularly weaponised in middle class dinner conversations across the country
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