Bob Mueller just shrugs through entire press conference
A press conference called by Robert Mueller this morning has served to further muddy the waters around his investigations’ conclusions
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Ivanka Trump Set To Become Next President Of Venezuela
Ivanka Trump is reportedly in the running to become Venezuela’s next President, if Nicolas Maduro’s troubled regime should fall. The
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Donald Trump ‘Considering Not Being An Asshole’ After Mid-Term Loss
Donald Trump is reportedly considering retirement from assholedom, after receiving a bloody nose from Democrats in the mid-terms. Key aides
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Aides Replace Documents From Trump’s Desk With Colouring Books
Key Trump officials have begun replacing important documents from Donald Trump’s desk with colouring books, in a move designed to keep
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Donald Trump Dismisses Use Of N-word As ‘Just Plantation Banter’
Donald Trump has released a bewildering tweet explaining away his reported use of the N-word as ‘just plantation banter’. The
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Revealed: Why Gilead Is The Fastest Growing Holiday Destination For Americans
Fictional dystopian nightmare state seen as infinitely preferable to the real America right now
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Donald Trump Denies Existence Of Michael Cohen
President claims that longtime lawyer and fixer doesn’t really exist
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Donald Trump Insists That Conference With Putin Never Happened
US President gives several puzzling answers to questions that weren’t asked
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Donald Trump’s New Private Members Club To Be Called ‘No Sadiq Khans’
Donald Trump said to be totally pissed off with Khan, bans him from club house
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Jerry Springer Named as New US Supreme Court Justice
Veteran talk-shot host was the only candidate whose nomination would not be challenged, sources say
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