May To Take On Barnier In Deal Or No Deal Special Edition
Game show format to be used in deciding Britain’s future relationship with the EU
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Brexit policy
Theresa May “steering Brexit because it isn’t dying fast enough”
Prime Minister concerned that negotiations on the EU withdrawal may actually succeed
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Gareth Southgate Named as Chief Aide to Dominic Raab
England Manager said to be the only person left in the country who can do their job properly.
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Michel Barnier found ‘sitting and stroking cat, just like Blofeld’
EU chief negotiator not giving the UK everything it wants because obviously he’s evil
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Cabinet members to engage in ‘Star-Trek style’ arena fight to decide final Brexit policy, sources say
Ministers said to be engaging in massive amounts of war
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Ministry of Defence to revive production of Sopwith Camel following Airbus Brexit threat
MoD taking radical measures as ‘screw you’ to aviation company
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