Mid-Term Highlights: California Approves Medicinal Meth
Californian voters approved prop 55, clearing the way for doctors to prescribe meth to patients suffering a “strong or enduring”
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Donald Trump ‘Considering Not Being An Asshole’ After Mid-Term Loss
Donald Trump is reportedly considering retirement from assholedom, after receiving a bloody nose from Democrats in the mid-terms. Key aides
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“I’m Kind Of A Big Deal” Says Some Guy Always Hanging Around With Trump
That guy that nobody recognises, but who you feel might be sort of important, popped up again yesterday. Speaking at
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Debate Rages Over Which Robert De Niro Character Would Wreak The Best Revenge
Travis Bickle, Jimmy ‘The Gent’ Conway and Max Cady are thought to be the main contenders
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“Rapey-Boys Will Be Rapey-Boys”, Insists GOP After More Kavanaugh Revelations
Republicans Utter Collective ‘Meh’ Over Sexual Assault Allegations
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Michael Moore Shocks Everyone By Making Political Documentary
The normally reserved Michael Moore has taken the unusual step of telling us how he feels about things.
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China Threatens To Ban America’s Ali Express Account
America will no longerbe able to access super cheap MacBook clones
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