Revealed: The REAL Conservative Party Conference Schedule
Sinister shadow organisation appears to be running the ‘real’ conference.
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Opinion
“Rapey-Boys Will Be Rapey-Boys”, Insists GOP After More Kavanaugh Revelations
Republicans Utter Collective ‘Meh’ Over Sexual Assault Allegations
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Michael Moore Shocks Everyone By Making Political Documentary
The normally reserved Michael Moore has taken the unusual step of telling us how he feels about things.
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Liberal Democrats Are Still Unsure What The Hell To Do With Themselves
Lib Dems apparently still a real thing, after being hated in government and ignored in opposition
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Tony Blair ‘Still Alive And Saying Things’, Report Finds
Thinktank reveals we may never be free of former Primer Minister’s tedious opinions about things
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Most Millennials “Enormously Relieved” At The Prospect Of Working Until They Drop Dead
New study challenges widespread perceptions of the so-called “entitled” generation
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“Me & Ewe” App A Hit With Sheep Farmers
The most desirable sheep are flocking to online matching service, which is attracting hundreds of signups per day
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Man Spends Time With Wife Because He Enjoys Her Company
Revelation sends shockwaves through couple’s friendship group
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Arm Absolutely Fucking Everyone, Says NRA
Americans totally baffled by the unsolvable conundrum of mass shootings
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Animal Rights Group Urges Tech Sector To Rebrand Computer Mice
Everyday term “normalizes animal abuse”
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